Monday, April 23, 2007

What Not to Wear

The next time you are standing in front of your closet, filled with indecision and confusion as to what to wear that will miraculously highlight your strengths and camoflauge your flaws, think back to this outfit worn by Britney Spears and pick THE EXACT OPPOSITE. There are so many things going wrong with this outfit that I probably don't need to list them but I will anyway for sh*ts and giggles:

  1. Cowboy hat (Seriously? People are still doing those?)
  2. Wig made of obviously the cheapest and coarsest synthetic hair
  3. Some kind of mangled road kill thrown across her shoulders
  4. The rings and other jewelry look very supermarket gumball machine
  5. The unzipped boots (Why? If the boots don't fit over the jeans, why not just wear shoes??? Is this something someone needs to TELL her?)

There is nothing about this outfit that makes any sense or leads me to believe that Britney has 20/20 vision. The worst part is that I am sure that these clothes are extremely expensive and she has managed to make them look ridiculously cheap. Is this the Britney "come back" that everyone is talking about? Yikes!