Showing posts with label What Not to Wear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What Not to Wear. Show all posts

Friday, July 6, 2007

What Not to Wear: Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria shows us how to cheapen a classic Chanel dress while exiting her civil wedding ceremony to Tony Parker today:

  • - Add stripper heels
  • - Wear a gawdy necklace that I'm sure was expensive but looks cheap

Simpler jewelry and a less busy shoe would have worked wonders to elevate this look. For shame, Robert Verdi!

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

What Not to Wear

Here is Kimberly Stewart wearing one of the most dreadful Spring/Summer 2007 trends: the hippie-style headband. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth have all worn this accessory with mixed results. Now that Kimberly Stewart (who is definitely not known for her fashion sense) has shown the world how uncomplimentary and silly this looks, can we finally put a nail in the coffin of the headband trend?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

What Not to Wear: Alyssa Milano

According to IMDB, Alyssa Milano is 34 years old. For this reason, I am very confused about why she is dressing like a 1980's teenager while out on the streets of Hollywood. Was she feeling nostalgic for the character she played on the 1980's sitcom Who's The Boss? The shiny Dodgers jacket is too shrunken. The capri jeans are not a flattering cut or length. Her high heels seem out of place with such a casual outfit. And most importantly, NONE of this is age-appropriate! I know she's capable of doing better, so let's hope this was a moment of temporary fashion insanity.

Monday, April 23, 2007

What Not to Wear

The next time you are standing in front of your closet, filled with indecision and confusion as to what to wear that will miraculously highlight your strengths and camoflauge your flaws, think back to this outfit worn by Britney Spears and pick THE EXACT OPPOSITE. There are so many things going wrong with this outfit that I probably don't need to list them but I will anyway for sh*ts and giggles:

  1. Cowboy hat (Seriously? People are still doing those?)
  2. Wig made of obviously the cheapest and coarsest synthetic hair
  3. Some kind of mangled road kill thrown across her shoulders
  4. The rings and other jewelry look very supermarket gumball machine
  5. The unzipped boots (Why? If the boots don't fit over the jeans, why not just wear shoes??? Is this something someone needs to TELL her?)

There is nothing about this outfit that makes any sense or leads me to believe that Britney has 20/20 vision. The worst part is that I am sure that these clothes are extremely expensive and she has managed to make them look ridiculously cheap. Is this the Britney "come back" that everyone is talking about? Yikes!